That bastard, he’s just shilling for the black vote. Sure, does he make a big deal of the fact he’s half WHITE? No, never. And to add insult to injury, he’s not even African-American! He’s an Arab! Who the Hell is he? The Anti-Christ? Read here: Rush Limbaugh
Look, this guy has a suspiciously clean background, isn’t fucking around on his wife, doesn’t seem to do crack. Can we trust him? Would YOU want him for a roommate?
He isn’t like you and me, he’s not one of us. We drink too much, maybe cheat on our spouses a little, drive over the speed limit, take a toke now and then. Obama doesn’t even have a speeding violation!
Can we trust someone like that to represent us, Joe & Jane Sixpack? He doesn’t even bowl!
Nope, I’m for McCain. He’s normal. Crashed a few planes maybe, tortured for a few years without any long-term problems (he says), dumped his wife when she got old and disfigured, married a hot young rich-bitch. Toadies to the wealthy, has 8 houses and 13 cars, he’s just a good old boy, like you and me.
I’m just like that. Own half a house, got a jeep and a van that doesn’t run. Pretty much the same thing.
I’m sure as Hell not going to vote for an elitist like Obama, who’s not even a real black guy. Besides, I have a sneaking suspicion that he’s smarter than I am, and I don’t like that. No problem with McCain there…
Hope we’ve cleared things up here for you. ;-)
Related: Mc Cain’s Ordeal If that didn’t make him loopy, it should have! I have all the respect in the world for what he went through, but I still think he’s full of shit now.
October 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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